Bad Boss Attitudes Based on Their Zodiac Sign
You work for somebody who is an ass in a $5,000 suit. And you wonder why he can’t afford to buy a nice personality for all of his money. Or perhaps cut back on his golf and spend more hours lying on the leather sofa of a shrink discussing why even his kids want him dead. It would definitely make his wife drink less.
When all of the psychology books fail to give an insight on why your boss is a topnotch ass, then maybe it’s time to seek the answers in the stars. Here’s a rundown of the negative traits of a person based on his zodiac sign.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): They are overly disciplined and expect every one else in the office to be the same. People with this zodiac sign are masters of taking control of situations, whether it’s their life or somebody else’s. They think the office will fall apart unless they hold it together. They work in a linear way: they see a goal, they formulate strategies on how to achieve it, pursue the strategy, and bulldoze those standing in the way. No wonder your boss has the same zodiac sign as Mao Tse Tung (December 26,1893), Joseph Stalin (January 2, 1880), Richard Nixon (January 9, 1913) and Al Capone (January 17, 1899).
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): They will continue to pursue their ideas even if the income statement, the balance sheet, the sales figures and the Board of Directors are screaming to quit it. Stubborn is their middle name. Add a sarcastic tongue and nada emotion; they could pose as models of the perfect jerk. Some famous Aquarians (though not certified jerks) are: Christian Dior (January 21, 1905), Humphrey Bogart (January 23, 1899), Franklin Roosevelt (January 30, 1882), Princess Beatrix (January 31, 1938), Ronald Reagan (February 6, 1911), Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809) and John Travolta (February 18, 1954).
Pisces (February 19 to March 20): They dream of happy people and happy endings, making them escapists and idealistic. They usually don’t have the backbone to make hard decisions and are easily influenced by people around them. Pray they don’t get involved in negotiations and takeovers. People under this zodiac sign are most likely to get depressed when things go wrong. They share the same sign with these famous people: Yoko Ono (February 18, 1933), Ivana Trump (February 20, 1949), Drew Barrymore (February 22, 1975), Elizabeth Taylor (February 27, 1932), Mikail Gorbachev (March 2, 1931), Elizabeth B. Browning (March 6, 1806), and Prince Edward (March 10, 1964).
Aries (March 21 to April 19): They make great bitches. They are selfish and quick-tempered, impulsive and moody, impatient and very self-involved. Still they get loyal subjects because they have upbeat and magnetic personalities that tend to draw people to them, despite the bitchiness. Never put them in long term project because they can’t keep up the momentum nor are they happy working for tedious tasks. Here are some famous Aries persons: Rosie O’Donnell (March 21, 1962), Pat Robertson (March 22, 1930), Reese Witherspoon (March 22, 1976), Princess Eugenie (March 23, 1990), Sarah Jessica Parker (March 25, 1965), Elton John (March 27, 1947), Mariah Carey (March 27, 1970), Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889)
Taurus (April 20 to May 20): They dislike changes and they have a fear of the unknown. They will not lead a group and do not like being a follower either. They like to be their own boss, which makes them a problem if you are the boss. They are usually lazy, unless they believe that they will benefit from doing something. They are stubborn, possessive, materialistic and self-indulgent. The following are famous people born under this sign: Rudolph Hess (April 26, 1894), Samuel Morse (April 27, 1891), Andre Agassi (April 29, 1970), Karl Marx (May 5, 1818), Sigmund Freud (May 6, 1856), Harry Truman (May 8, 1884), George Lucas (May 14, 1944)
Gemini (May 21 to June 20): They are like wound up spring. They are those people in the office who seem to be constantly overloaded with caffeine that you actually see them tic. And boy are they nosy! They want to know everything and they like to tell everything as well. They can quickly react to a given situation so be careful, they could be very devious. Some famous Gemini’s are: Sir Lawrence Oliver (May 22, 1907), Queen Victoria (May 24, 1819), Henry Kissinger (May 27, 1923), John F. Kennedy (May 29, 1917), Marilyn Monroe (June 1, 1926), Johnny Depp (June 9, 1963), George Bush (June 12, 1924), Donald Trump (June 14, 1946), Paul McCartney (June 18, 1942), Nicole Kidman (June 20, 1972)
Cancer (June 21 to July 22): One would think they are on menopause with their mood swings and delicate temper. Persons with this zodiac sign are often needy and have the tendency to wallow in past hurts and grudges. Their shyness and insecurity are epic. Some famous Cancers are: Prince William (June 21, 1982), Meryl Streep (June 22, 1949), Duke of Windsor (June 23, 1894), Princess Diana (July 1, 1961), Imelda Marcos (July 2, 1929), Tom Cruise (July 3, 1962), Pierre Cardin (July 7, 1922), Camilla Parker Bowles (July 7, 1947), Ernest Hemingway (July 21, 1899)
Leo (July 23 to August 22): The Drama Kings and Queens of the office. There must always be drama they are involved in and they are known to stir up one. They have the need to be the king of their kingdom, and it doesn’t matter if it’s just a tiny cubicle. Once you are in their kingdom, you become their subject. Some popular Leo’s are: Karl Jung (July 26, 1875), Mick Jagger (July 26, 1943), Jacqueline Kennedy (July 28, 1929), Benito Mussolini (July 29, 1938), Henry Ford (July 30, 1863), Yves St. Laurent (August 1, 1936), Queen Mother Elizabeth (August 4, 1900), Barack Obama (August 4, 1961), Fidel Castro (August 13, 1927), Napoleon Bonaparte (August 15, 1769), Bill Clinton (August 19, 1946)
Virgo (August 23 to September 22): They are the Ice King and Ice Queens of the office. They are the perfectionists, conservative, highly organized and intelligent people. They are those who you think have gone comatose, sitting there for hours without a twitch, during a business proposal meeting. But once they have gone through everything on their head, expect to be surprised at how much they have retained of what was said. Don’t think about winning a poker game when you’re up against a Virgo. Some famous Virgos: George Wallace (August 25, 1918), Sean Connery (August 25, 1930), Mother Teresa (August 27, 1910), Yasser Arafat (August 27, 1929), Michael Jackson (August 29, 1958), Micky Cohen (September 4, 1913), Milton Hershey (September 13, 1857), Agatha Christie (September 15, 1880)
Libra (September 23 to October 22): They love to flirt, so keep your partner away from them. They are also charming, great diplomats and lazy. So beware when a Libra suggests forming teams at work. They will charm everyone to agree to it, get themselves in the middle of the group (they love the attention), and use their charm and diplomatic skills to assign the hardest tasks to others. Here are a couple of famous Libras: Joseph Kennedy (September 24, 1952), Barbara Walters (September 25, 1931), Jimmy Carter (October 1, 1924), Catherine Zeta-Jones (September 25, 1969), Julie Andrews (October 1, 1935), Kate Winslet (October 5, 1975), Mahatma Gandhi (October 2, 1869), Juan Peron (October 8, 1985), Sarah Ferguson (October 15, 1959)
Scorpio (October 23 to November 21): These are the guys in the office you shouldn’t mess with. They don’t easily forgive and forget. They also always have to be in control. Having said that, they are suspicious, obsessive and manipulative. Some famous Scorpios: Pablo Picasso (October 25, 1881), Hillary Clinton (October 26, 1947), Theodore Roosevelt (October 27, 1857), Sylvia Plath (October 27, 1932), Bill Gates (October 28, 1955), Winona Ryder (October 29, 1971), Leon Trotsky (November 7, 1879), Katherine Hepburn (November 8, 1907), King Hussein (November 14, 1935), Prince Charles (November 14, 1948), Martin Luther (November 19, 1483)
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21): They are the worst when it comes to commitment and working out the fine details of a project. The only way to get them to do something is at the last possible moment because there are at their best when it’s crunch time. They are the type who would procrastinate on major tasks and call you in the middle of the night regarding a few details. Some famous Sagittarians: Toulouse-Lautrec (November 24, 1864), Andrew Carnegie (November 25, 1835), John F. Kennedy, Jr. (November 25, 1960), Mark Twain (November 30, 1835), Winston Churchill (November 30, 1874), Woody Allen (December 1, 1935), Gianni Versace (December 2, 1946), Kim Basinger (December 8, 1953), Teri Hatcher (December 8, 1964), Ludwig Beethoven (December 16, 1770), J. Paul Getty (December 15, 1892), Steven Spielberg (December 18, 1946).
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